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All's Well That Ends Well, Act 4, Scene 1

William Shakespeare

The story so far

Earlier in the play

Having cured the king, Helena marries Bertram, who leaves for war, demanding his ring and a child before accepting her. She follows to Florence, where he pursues Diana. Parolles undertakes to recover a lost drum; French lords plan to capture him as supposed enemies, with Bertram’s agreement.

In the last scene: Act 3, Scene 7

Helena tells the Widow that Bertram is her husband and gives her gold for help. She proposes that Diana demand Bertram’s ancestral ring and arrange a meeting, where Helena will take her place. The Widow agrees. Helena promises three thousand crowns towards Diana’s marriage, and they decide to attempt the plan tonight.

SCENE I. Without the Florentine camp.

Enter first Lord with five or six Soldiers in ambush.
FIRST LORD
He can come no other way but by this hedge-corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible language you will; though you understand it not yourselves, no matter; for we must not seem to understand him, unless someone among us, whom we must produce for an interpreter.
FIRST SOLDIER
Good captain, let me be th’ interpreter.
FIRST LORD
Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy voice?
FIRST SOLDIER
No sir, I warrant you.
FIRST LORD
But what linsey-woolsey has thou to speak to us again?
FIRST SOLDIER
E’en such as you speak to me.
FIRST LORD
He must think us some band of strangers i’ the adversary’s entertainment. Now he hath a smack of all neighbouring languages, therefore we must every one be a man of his own fancy; not to know what we speak one to another, so we seem to know, is to know straight our purpose: choughs’ language, gabble enough, and good enough. As for you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But couch, ho! Here he comes; to beguile two hours in a sleep, and then to return and swear the lies he forges.
Enter Parolles.
PAROLLES
Ten o’clock. Within these three hours ’twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have done? It must be a very plausive invention that carries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces have of late knock’d too often at my door. I find my tongue is too foolhardy, but my heart hath the fear of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not daring the reports of my tongue.
FIRST LORD
This is the first truth that e’er thine own tongue was guilty of.
PAROLLES
What the devil should move me to undertake the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant of the impossibility, and knowing I had no such purpose? I must give myself some hurts, and say I got them in exploit; yet slight ones will not carry it. They will say “Came you off with so little?” and great ones I dare not give. Wherefore, what’s the instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman’s mouth, and buy myself another of Bajazet’s mule, if you prattle me into these perils.
FIRST LORD
Is it possible he should know what he is, and be that he is?
PAROLLES
I would the cutting of my garments would serve the turn, or the breaking of my Spanish sword.
FIRST LORD
We cannot afford you so.
PAROLLES
Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem.
FIRST LORD
’Twould not do.
PAROLLES
Or to drown my clothes, and say I was stripped.
FIRST LORD
Hardly serve.
PAROLLES
Though I swore I leap’d from the window of the citadel,—
FIRST LORD
How deep?
PAROLLES
Thirty fathom.
FIRST LORD
Three great oaths would scarce make that be believed.
PAROLLES
I would I had any drum of the enemy’s; I would swear I recover’d it.
FIRST LORD
You shall hear one anon.
PAROLLES
A drum now of the enemy’s!
Alarum within.
FIRST LORD
Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo.
ALL
Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo.
They seize and blindfold him.
PAROLLES
O, ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes.
FIRST SOLDIER
Boskos thromuldo boskos.
PAROLLES
I know you are the Muskos’ regiment,And I shall lose my life for want of language.If there be here German, or Dane, Low Dutch,Italian, or French, let him speak to me,I’ll discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
FIRST SOLDIER
Boskos vauvado. I understand thee, and can speak thy tongue. Kerelybonto. Sir, Betake thee to thy faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy bosom.
PAROLLES
O!
FIRST SOLDIER
O, pray, pray, pray!Manka revania dulche.
FIRST LORD
Oscorbidulchos volivorco.
FIRST SOLDIER
The General is content to spare thee yet;And, hoodwink’d as thou art, will lead thee onTo gather from thee. Haply thou mayst informSomething to save thy life.
PAROLLES
O, let me live,And all the secrets of our camp I’ll show,Their force, their purposes; nay, I’ll speak thatWhich you will wonder at.
FIRST SOLDIER
But wilt thou faithfully?
PAROLLES
If I do not, damn me.
FIRST SOLDIER
Acordo linta.Come on; thou art granted space.
Exit, with Parolles guarded.
A short alarum within.
FIRST LORD
Go tell the Count Rossillon and my brotherWe have caught the woodcock, and will keep him muffledTill we do hear from them.
SECOND SOLDIER
Captain, I will.
FIRST LORD
’A will betray us all unto ourselves;Inform on that.
SECOND SOLDIER
So I will, sir.
FIRST LORD
Till then I’ll keep him dark, and safely lock’d.
Exeunt.

Characters

Speaking

  • 17 speeches
  • 14 speeches
  • First Soldier9 speeches
  • Second Soldier2 speeches

Themes

Questions on this scene

  • Reading

    Who volunteers to act as interpreter for Parolles?

Locations

  • FlorenceScene

    Bertram serves in the Duke's army during the war against Siena. In Florence and its neighbouring military camp, Helena meets Diana and the Widow, arranges the bed-trick, and secures Bertram's ring; Parolles is exposed through a staged interrogation.

    Set here · 6 quotes in this scene

Also mentioned

  • Roussillon1 quote in this scene